7 May 2008

I thought I'd get things started with a little treat. This is cute:

Well, kittens, what do you think of my new look? I must say I’m seriously liking it. I feel like I’ve just come from a visit to an extreme plastic surgeon and I don’t care who notices.

 

And all done in response to the fact that you are reading in ever greater numbers!

 

Which has me wondering if I should sell out to the filthy world of advertising…

 

...but which demographic could I possibly promise to deliver to a potential sponsor? I'm not sure, but here are some products I think Dispatch readers might know something about:

Crestor and/or Lipitor

The Braun nose hair trimmer (which I still don’t know what I’m supposed to do with – singe, pluck or cut?)

 

Clinics offering that particular procedure that only one half of you can have and the other half of you are threatening to disengage in certain activities unless the first half of you get it done.

 

(Also, paradoxically, the makers of blue pills.)

 

Lease back schemes in family friendly areas of Languedoc with guaranteed better than 5% per annum returns over ten years with two weeks free use in June.

Well, wish me luck.

Wednesday, 14 May 2008 11:17:29 (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
pretty cool layout, fresh and clean look and of course the content as always is top class.
Keep on Keeping on Mr. Miley
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