25 Apr 2008

Are Duncan Stewart and John Gormley the same person?

                 Duncan...      John.

Celebrity Cookoo, Pat Kenny, has previously been likened by Eamo to a wooden plank and, in hindsight, you know, I think Pat was well within his rights to take exception to the comparison and pursue this important matter through the courts. There are lots and lots of differences between Pat and a plank - to take just one: didn’t Geppetto once prove that you can actually animate a piece of wood?

Oh, I could go on but, you know, what I really want to know is: were Pat Kenny and Clare Balding separated at birth?

                               

There’s a lovely symmetry to this idea and, were it true, it would begin to explain so many things. To take just one: how uncanny that as TV presenters they both should come across as unnervingly condescending to the viewer in totally the same way...

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