The Taoiseach formerly known as Bertie wants a title. Looking forward to hearing your suggestions. Here are mine:

   Iar infection
   Iar wig
   Iar relevent
   Iar ittant
   Iar-ksome
   Iar of the sow (that you can’t make a silk purse from)

Wasn't it funny when people pointed out that, in wanting to be referred to as Iar Taoiseach, he'd forgotten the aspiration!