Imagine my surprise when I opened the New York Times last week to see their court sketch artist had captured an unreported moment at the Mahon Tribunal where Celia Larkin poured a jug of water over the Teesh’s former secretary for spoiling the party as a heavily made up Bertie looked on in disinterest. Turns out, the sketch is of that other in many ways similar court room scene played out last week between Heather Mills, Paul McCartney and Fiona Shackleton.